This is a fun thing I found the other day, I hope it brings a smile.
ROSES & HANGING BASKETS
A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through
blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother just pitched a fit, telling her not to
dare go out like that!
The teenager tells her "Loosen up Grams. These are modern times. You gotta
let your rose buds show!" and out she goes.
The next day the teenager comes down stairs, and the grandmother is sitting
there with no top on. The teenager wants to die.
She explains to her grandmother that she has friends coming over and that it
is just not appropriate....
The grandmother says, "Loosen up, Sweetie. If you can show off your rose
buds, then I can display my hanging baskets."